My One Night Stand

I wish i'd looked and found another

To play with deep under the covers.

We met one night inside a bar

He said he had a massive car

I know now he was such a liar

For as i sit here by the fire

I think on as his banger crashed.

I know now that i was so rash

To bed a guy i hardly knew

Believing that his words were true.

For something grows deep in my womb

A child you say yippee woohoo!

But i'm the one stuck inside now

Swelling like a great big cow

I've no boyfriend to love me right

No one to snuggle through the night.

The fathers name, lost in a daze

A drunken night, a drunken craze.

He ran away when he found out

I cried, he ran, then with a shout

He slammed the door and left for good

Seen not within my neighbourhood.

I feel inside, a foot, a hand

The price now for a one night stand.